Even Adam Levine Fears This Adam Levine Doll

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A freakishly accurate Adam Levine doll (excepting, maybe, the giant doll eyes currently looking directly into your soul) has made its way to the Maroon 5 singer's Instagram account. The carbon copy mimics Levine's appearance down to the shoulder tatts meticulously drawn over a bed of chest hair, leaving Levine spooked. He calls the fact of the figure's mere existence "very very troubling."

There's a LOT wrong with this. Its mere existence is very very troubling.

Uma foto publicada por Adam Levine (@adamlevine) em Jan 29, 2015 às 12:20 PST