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The Joey Lawrence of your youth is no more. The tousled dark brown hair cascading to his shoulders, the cocky-sweet grin, the charmingly overgrown eyebrows—all gone. The Joey Lawrence that strode into the People's Choice Awards tonight was manscaped. His hair: a shade of bronde never seen in nature. His eyebrows: as clean and as penciled as a Kardashian's. His forehead: lineless, despite his age and the fact that even twenty years ago, there were at least one or two creases present.
Look, here, at a photo from his Blossom days.
D'aw. Now, watch as the man he has grown into eats rolls out of a plastic bag, comically?
That hair and those eyebrows got lost on their way to the porcelain doll museum. Or maybe they stopped by en route to the Westminster Kennel Club dog show. Either way, they look very very lost.
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