Jennifer Lopez Is Toned, Beige Angel in BodyLab Commercial

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Jennifer Lopez plays motivational speaker for a moment, using her soft voice to simultaneously lull you to sleep and sell you products from her health and wellness brand, BodyLab. But keep your eyes open, and watch her toned body slowly spin above golden lava. This is what heaven's J.Lo department looks like.