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Thanks to photos of little Wyatt finally making the rounds, we can officially say that the celebrity spawn of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kinus is a Really Good Baby. The couple's daughter was born roughly three months ago and she showed up on the family Christmas card a couple months later, which then made it to a relatively obscure fan page about halfway through December. One month of Kutcher-Kunis-less babydom that could have been avoided? Frustrating. But no matter. It was worth the wait—mostly for that family of pigs pic currently punching us in the heart.