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Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris were living in their very own remixed musical wonderland until photos of the world-famous DJ leaving a Thai massage parlor (one that is particularly known for its happy endings) surfaced. Radar Online reported that the pop star dumped her hunky boyfriend after seeing the photos. Needless to say, endless "happy ending" word play ensued, in addition to the claims that a new Taylor Swift album was already in the works because of the break up. The pun festival was not over until Calvin Harris, the apparent receiver of the previously noted happy endings, added his two cents.
Taylor clearly hasn't relayed the lesson she's learned about tweeting controversial topics to her boyfriend, as Calvin took his frustration to social media. He tweeted, "It's not going to be a 'happy ending' for everyone I sue for defamation of character for all these bullshit stories bye bye."
The best part? The pop star favorited the punny tweet herself, bringing much faith to the future of their relationship. Hey, even Taylor appreciates a good pun — even when it's about happy endings.
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