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Larry David, perfect curmudgeon (and co-creator of Seinfeld among MUCH ELSE), apparently has a cool ass daughter. Her name is Cazzie (SO COOL) and she appears to live a dope (disclaimer: privileged) life, evidenced by her Instagram account. Perplexingly, this 21-year-old female with great eyebrows and an insanely famous and well-respected showbiz dad only has 6,700 followers on the platform. HOW?
Famous father aside, she is the ideal follow, posting literally every photo subject one wants to see on Instagram:
Not only does she have an exotic cat, there is also a curly dog in the mix! Photos range from the creatures doing everything from "being sleepy" (awww) to "playing" (awh!).
SO many different bodies of water, from pools to oceans to private ponds; Turks & Caicos and Martha's Vineyard among the geotags.
...but are you even on vacation without great images of your great body in a great bikini? Cazzie is on it, dude.
But this is no thirst trap; she's had a super cute boyfriend for *at least* 109 weeks.
Last but not least, images of edibles.
Summary: we have all failed at the internet and at Instagram because not enough people are following this incredible famous person's incredible daughter.