How Does Larry David's Cool Daughter's Perfect Instagram Account Only Have 6k Followers?

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Larry David, perfect curmudgeon (and co-creator of Seinfeld among MUCH ELSE), apparently has a cool ass daughter. Her name is Cazzie (SO COOL) and she appears to live a dope (disclaimer: privileged) life, evidenced by her Instagram account. Perplexingly, this 21-year-old female with great eyebrows and an insanely famous and well-respected showbiz dad only has 6,700 followers on the platform. HOW?

He's making us tour every civil war battlefield

A photo posted by Cazzie David (@cazziedavid) on Sep 26, 2015 at 11:23am PDT

Famous father aside, she is the ideal follow, posting literally every photo subject one wants to see on Instagram:

Cute Pets

Not only does she have an exotic cat, there is also a curly dog in the mix! Photos range from the creatures doing everything from "being sleepy" (awww) to "playing" (awh!).

Ily

A photo posted by Cazzie David (@cazziedavid) on Nov 2, 2014 at 12:47pm PST

don't mess

A photo posted by Cazzie David (@cazziedavid) on Jan 6, 2014 at 5:24pm PST

Fabulous Vacations

SO many different bodies of water, from pools to oceans to private ponds; Turks & Caicos and Martha's Vineyard among the geotags.

A photo posted by Cazzie David (@cazziedavid) on Jun 12, 2015 at 2:36pm PDT

A photo posted by Cazzie David (@cazziedavid) on Mar 10, 2015 at 2:53pm PDT

Bikini Pictures

...but are you even on vacation without great images of your great body in a great bikini? Cazzie is on it, dude.

Woe

A photo posted by Cazzie David (@cazziedavid) on May 31, 2015 at 3:17pm PDT

Coconuts erryday

A photo posted by Cazzie David (@cazziedavid) on Mar 11, 2015 at 2:51pm PDT

#RelationshipGoals

But this is no thirst trap; she's had a super cute boyfriend for *at least* 109 weeks.

Happy Birthday to a real idiot

A photo posted by Cazzie David (@cazziedavid) on Jan 2, 2014 at 1:06pm PST

❄️

A photo posted by Cazzie David (@cazziedavid) on Feb 14, 2015 at 1:59pm PST

Fooooooood

Last but not least, images of edibles.

A photo posted by Cazzie David (@cazziedavid) on Oct 28, 2014 at 10:38am PDT

A photo posted by Cazzie David (@cazziedavid) on Aug 21, 2015 at 4:39pm PDT

Summary: we have all failed at the internet and at Instagram because not enough people are following this incredible famous person's incredible daughter.