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As Kanye is to ice cream, Kim Kardashian is to churros. That is, she loves them in a way that only incredibly famous people can love something non-human, kind of like how Queen Elizabeth is with her corgis. And much like a queen, if Kim Kardashian want churros, then Kim Kardashian will have ALL THE CHURROS.
Though her actual birthday was last week, she announced today that her presents included beignet mix and the ability to produce churros at will:
I got a churro machine for my bday!!!! Between that & the beignet mix I got, I am in heaven!!!!
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) October 29, 2015
Though in all likelihood it looks like any old churro machine, mounting evidence suggests that Kim's new churro maker could be an actual old-timey churro cart. Not only was one brought to her birthday party last week:
But her bridal shower also had a similar one, which, according to Kim Kardashian, is a must at any bridal shower:
Churros are a must at a bridal shower! Thanks lorraineschwartz shellibird1 @allisonstatter @krisjenner… http://t.co/ShnoRanUuO
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) September 1, 2014
Per this clip from Keeping Up with the Kardashians, it appears to have the very same red and white stripes:
And in an Instagram later on:
I, for one, will not rest until I know exactly what Kim Kardashian's churro machine looks like.
(Photo: Fame Flynet)