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If Rory Gilmore met Pete Campbell in some sort of Gilmore Girls-slash-Mad Men alternate universe, she'd probably say something like, "You buttfaced miscreant!" In real life, however, Rory Gilmore and Pete Campbell are married — and now, they're expecting a baby!
A source told Celebuzz that Alexis Bledel and Vincent Kartheiser "are expecting but they don't want a lot of people to know." Unfortunately for the notoriously super-private couple, this is no longer the case. Sources also spotted colleagues congratulating Vincent Kartheiser at a premiere in Los Angeles last night.
Last June, Alexis-Rory and Vincent-Pete secretly married in high-end resort Ojai, California. All that's left to complete the Gilmore Girls/Mad Men fanfic of our dreams is for Lorelai Gilmore to leave Luke for Don Draper.