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Let us put aside the pain and heartbreak of celebrity breakups for a moment, and instead consider simple logistics. If something — a person, an animal, an abstract concept — is declared dead, it must somehow resurrect itself before dying again. This theorem, however, does not seem to apply in the world of tabloid journalism.
For what it's worth, it is disillusioning when celebrity relationships reveal themselves to be not so different from normal-person relationships, which ebb and flow. It's easier to give up on love entirely than to consider that maybe love just has a little bit of a cold at the moment! Regardless, here are all the times that the internet, a bastion of hyperbole, declared love dead:
Is it possible for something to die 32 times and still die again? We'll find out the next time a celebrity couple calls it quits.