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Forget Paris, New York, London, and Milan, and forget what Anna Wintour is hiding behind those sunglasses at Fashion Week presentations. Fashion fans and fashion haters alike are waiting anxiously for something else — the arrival of the collection of next year's hottest looks: Zoolander 2.
The sequel to Ben Stiller's fashion spectacular of a film, chronicling a male model as he saves the world slash perfects his signature look, is set to be released next year, and has been teased time and time again with little to no indication of plot. Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson walked in character as Zoolander and Hansel on the runway at Valentino and have even discussed their walks with the one and only Anna Wintour.
Set to star in the sequel alongside Kristen Wiig, Spanish actress Penelope Cruz posted an Instagram selfie with Ben Stiller attempting Zoolander's signature look: The Blue Steel. Cruz captioned it "Practicing my blue steel look in NYC with the one and only Derek Zoolander... Or was it Magnum??? #zoolander2 February 2016 ."
We will unfortunately have to wait until February 2016 to find out what Penelope's duck face interpolation of the infamous look is for, and whatever happened to The Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good Too.