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Whitney Port, star of reality television show so dearly loved, The Hills, and holder of internships literally everywhere, recently got married to some guy who was on a spinoff show of The Hills called The City. His name is not even listed on her Wikipedia page. Who is this man? What does he do? What is his favorite cheese? For someone who historically shared a lot of aspects of her life, she's not disclosing very much about her now husband. It's probably better that way, for privacy's sake.
As newlyweds tend to do, the couple went on Honeymoon in Fiji and enjoyed it to the full. Port posted several pictures to Instagram to prove that she actually was on vacation and not involved in a super secret space program. In one post, she took a partial selfie on the beach and said "Yes, we brought a selfie stick (it was a gift) and yes, I broke it on the first day. But nothing's gonna ruin our time!" Get yourself[ie stick] together!