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Hey, here's a joke: Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, and Adele walk into a bar. They're all having incredibly successful years (J. Law's name is already in conversations surrounding Oscar buzz for a movie that hasn't even come out yet, Adele just broke *NSYNC's record for single-week U.S. album sales, while Emma Stone continues to have a role in every movie in the entire world), so it makes sense they'd want to celebrate. There's no punchline. That's just what happened in NYC last night.
At Cosme, a Mexican restaurant in NYC (not exactly the guac-and-margarita kind, unfortunately), Adele met up with Emma and J. Law after her appearance on The Tonight Show. Between them, they have one Oscar, three Oscar nominations, ten Grammys, and thirteen Grammy nominations.
Thank goodness Mindy, Nicki, Amy, and Taylor weren't also in the restaurant because it probably would have imploded. Luckily the trio managed to get out alive, however, this photograph of them leaving as evidence: