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Every child needs to dream. After all, without dreams, we are mere drones. Even a Kardashian child, with all the wants and needs in the world, needs to have a few dreams. It's not even December yet and Mason Disick, the eldest Kardashian grandchild and first in line to the Kardashian Krown, already has Christmas on his mind.
The five-year-old son of Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian decided to compile a Christmas list drawn in crayon for that authentic normal kid experience. Though the handwriting is clearly not his, his
list of demands wishes were noted down very clearly.
On his "Santa's List," Mason said he wanted Pokémon cards, which apparently are still a thing, an electric bass guitar so he can create groovin' lines, a binder for said Pokémon cards so he can treasure them forever and pass down to his children, Monsuno guys and cards (which has a rating of 3.9/10 on IMDb), and a Minecraft sword because there is nothing like being 8-bit IRL.