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Legend has it that no one quite knows how to throw a baller birthday party like Ms. Momager, Kris Jenner, and that no one knows how to celebrate themselves quite like her. The matriarch of the Kardashian-Jenner clan turned 60 yesterday, and news regarding that seemed pretty uneventful, which seemed highly suspicious. After all, this is the Kardashian-Jenners we're talking about.
The world seemed to start revolving again after friends and family started uploading outfit photos to Instagram from Kris Jenner's mega birthday bash. This year's theme was of a 1920's-inspired opulence. Kendall Jenner shotgunned Daisy Buchanan, and had the blonde hair to match, while Kourtney Kardashian appears to have busted out the same Saint Laurent suit she wore to the Oscars last year. Kim Kardashian's hair was reminiscent of the style she wore to the reception of her short-lived marriage to Kris Humphries, and Khloé Kardashian opted for a Josephine Baker look.
Looking dapper as hell in a velvet suit, Kanye West, Kris Jenner's favorite son-in-law, performed a rendition of Stevie Wonder's "Happy Birthday." Don't worry if you missed it, after all it was documented by the Kardashian's favorite makeup artist, Mario Dedivanovic.