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Welcome to Day Three of our 12 Days of Celebrities Celebrating amicable holiday smackdown! Though there's still a few weeks before Hannukah, Christmas, and New Year's Eve are over, the celebrities — along with their pets, stalkers, and Instagram followers — want you to know that they're already making the most of the occasion.
But only one celebrity can be having the Most Fun Ever (today). So far, winners have included Everyone on Kelly Clarkson's Christmas card list and Taraji P. Henson and Terrence Howard's Kim and Kanye impressions, but here are your runners up and winner for Friday, December 11th:
Runner Up #2: Whoever Busy Phillips Is Buying Presents For
Photo: Fame Flynet
Are you friends with Busy Phillips? Like, gift-giving friends? Great news: She's holding up her part of the deal. She was spotted out shopping today in West Hollywood, though Fame notes that she "looked to be in a bad mood while shopping because she didn't smile one time during her time out." Maybe that's because she dropped a lot of money on you?
The capitalist wheel continues to turn during this most important season of giving: 500
Festive red bag: 200
Final score: 700
Runner Up #1: Werewolves
Photo: JUAN MABROMATA/Getty Images
For the first time since 1977, there's going to be a full moon on Christmas. For most of humanity, this will amount to nothing else besides cute Instagrams of the night sky, captioned with dumb hashtags like "#fullbelly, #fullheart, #fullmoon" or something. But for werewolves, and most importantly celebrity werewolves like Hugh Jackman and Taylor Lautner, this means they'll finally be able to become their true selves while celebrating with their families.
Aw, how pretty: 500
Excuse to watch X-Men Origins: Wolverine with your dad: 1,000
Excuse to watch Twilight: New Moon with your cool teen cousins: 2,000
Final score: 3,500
Winner: Everyone In This Photo
Cara Delevingne Instagrammed this photo today of her family in festive sweaters and surrounded by a Christmas tree. They seem fun.
Imagine spending the holidays with this guy:
And this lady:
And best of all, this baby!
British people: 2,000
Crazy-but-in-a-fun-way relatives: 5,000
Truly spectacular baby: 10,000
Final score: 17,000
In the tradition of the 12 Days of Christmas, everyone in this photo will receive "Three baby-sized versions of Cara Delevingne's allegedly copied 'The Future is Female' swearshirts!"
Congratulations to all, and stay tuned for tomorrow's showdown!