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The Kardashians Have Matching Holiday-Themed Waist Trainers

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Welcome to Day Four of our 12 Days of Celebrities Celebrating amicable holiday smackdown! Though there's still a few weeks before Hannukah, Christmas, and New Year's Eve are over, the celebrities —  along with their pets, stalkers, and Instagram followers — want you to know that they're already making the most of the occasion.

But only one celebrity can be having the Most Fun Ever (today). So far, winners have included Everyone on Kelly Clarkson's Christmas card list and Cara Delevingne's hilariously expressive family, but here are your runners up and winner for Monday, December 14th:

Runner Up #2: Jesse Tyler Ferguson's Dinner Party

If you could guess who, out of every celebrity in the entire world, could host the most adorable holiday dinner party, Jesse Tyler Ferguson would probably be, like, right after Martha Stewart and Ina Garten. Instagram caption: "Sometimes friends come over to eat the food you make and in return they give you Kylie lip kits, copies of their new cookbooks, and write songs about you." Oh, and Chrissy Teigen and John Legend were there.

Points

Excellent tablescaping: 300

Chrissy Teigen in a scarf: 500

One of those really, really perfect Christmas trees: 500

Fancy lighting: 500

Final score: 1,800

Runner Up #1: The Women of Chicago

Because local news stories are our nation's biggest treasure, last night the world was introduced to Ethan Renoe, a.k.a. Ethan the Shirtless Wonder. While a weather reporter was stationed outside in Chicago, Illinois, he stopped to interview a shirtless jogger. Why was this shirtless jogger shirtless? "It's too wet," Ethan the Shirtless Wonder replied, and then proceeded to throw up deuces and announce, "I'm also single." Beautiful.

Points

Rare wintertime shirtlessness: 1,000

Singledom during the holidays: 1,000

Final score: 2,000

Winner: The Kardashian's Holiday-themed Waist Trainers

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Today in The Kardashians Are Totally Normal Regular Sisters, Kylie, Khloe, and Kourtney Instagrammed a group selfie today, in which they are not only all wearing waist trainers, but they are all wearing matching holiday-themed waist trainers. Has anything that has ever existed been more festive, more practical, and more necessary than this? No.

Points

Fun Christmas pattern: 500

Family photo where no one really looks that happy to be there: 2,000

#Sponsored #Content: 3,000

Final score: 5,500

The Prize

In the tradition of the 12 Days of Christmas, these holiday-themed waist trainers will receive "Four more sponsored posts before the holidays are over."

Congratulations to all, and stay tuned for tomorrow's showdown!