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Welcome to Day Five of our 12 Days of Celebrities Celebrating amicable holiday smackdown! Though there's still a few weeks before Hannukah, Christmas, and New Year's Eve are over, the celebrities — along with their pets, stalkers, and Instagram followers — want you to know that they're already making the most of the occasion.
But only one celebrity can be having the Most Fun Ever (today). So far, winners have included Everyone on Kelly Clarkson's Christmas card list and the Kardashians' matching holiday-themed waist trainers, but here are your runners up and winner for Tuesday, December 15th:
Runner Up #2: This Pie Blake Lively Bought for Taylor Swift
There is absolutely zero percent chance that actress Blake Lively actually made this pie for Taylor Swift's birthday-slash-Thanksgiving (unless Blake Lively has a secret past as an expert in creating cats made of fondant, which, who knows, maybe?), but it's the thought that counts. Taylor's caption: "Blake wins at birthday pies. I honestly can't stop laughing rn."
The music of Taylor Swift's laughter: 1,000
Pie with cats on it: 200
Blondness and friendship: 500
Final score: 1,800
Runner Up #1: Everyone Who Witnessed Christina Aguilera Wasted
Photo: Kevin Mazur/Getty Images
According to a Page Six report this morning, Christina Aguilera is fun at parties. At Seth Macfarlane's Christmas party in Beverly Hills, she refused to take the stage and sing a Frank Sinatra duet with him (despite having done so two weeks prior at Lincoln Center). If it wasn't already clear why, a source says, "The reason she didn't get up is because she was wasted." She then proceeded to "nearly fall into a Christmas tree" after being escorted out by her fiancé and a friend. One question: Is she available to come to my holiday party?
Extreme drunkenness: 1,000
Almost falling into a Christmas tree: 2,000
Frank Sinatra: 500
Final score: 3,500
Winner: Beyoncé's Delightfully Kooky Holiday Party Outfit
Oh hey, what were you planning on wearing to your office holiday party? Probably like a black cocktail dress or something? Or maybe you're going ~edgy~ and opting for a low-cut jumpsuit? Not Beyoncé. At a holiday party she and Jay-Z hosted at their New York City office, she left wearing a striped mock turtleneck dress, combat boots, massive hoop earrings, novelty sunglasses, an absolutely giant sweater-slash-blanket adorned with tinsel and literal ornaments. And a Santa hat.
Novelty accessories: 5,000
The world's kitschiest sweater: 4,000
Multiple Santa hats: 500
Final score: 19,500
In the tradition of the 12 Days of Christmas, Beyoncé's outfit will receive "Five free classes on 'How to Be Beyoncé'"
Congratulations to all, and stay tuned for tomorrow's showdown!