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Welcome to a very special all-Kardashian episode of our 12 Days of Celebrities Celebrating amicable holiday smackdown! Though there's still a few weeks before Hannukah, Christmas, and New Year's Eve are over, the celebrities — along with their pets, stalkers, and Instagram followers — want you to know that they're already making the most of the occasion.
But only one celebrity can be having the Most Fun Ever (today). So far, winners have includedthe Kardashians' matching holiday-themed waist trainers and Beyoncé dressing up as a literal Christmas tree, but here are your runners up and winner for Wednesday, December 16th:
Runner Up #2: Justin Bieber
Regardless of he is indeed hooking up with Kourtney Kardashian (which, come on), today Justin Bieber was given the gift of being able to stare at her butt whenever he likes. The rest of the world received this too, considering she posted it on Instagram, though we like to assume he thinks it's for him personally.
Festive nakedness: 250
Free gifts: 500
Final score: 750
Runner Up #1: Kris Jenner's Affinity for Christmas Decor
"Candy Cane Lane Kris Jenner style," Kim K captioned this photo, and boy, is it ever. It may only be our first runner up, but the definitive loser is whoever will be tasked with cleaning it all up.
Christmas decor so elaborate it borders on the vulgar: 2,000
Not one, but three Christmas trees: 500
Huge spike in December electricity bill: 1,000
Final score: 3,500
Winner: North West's Incredible Pink Coat
North West's giant baby coat is spectacular on its own, obviously, but it isn't the piece of clothing itself that makes this moment so wonderful — it's the fact that North West is wearing it in Los Angeles, where Google says it is currently a balmy 61 degrees, which means she's already learned how to do winter the LA way: Break out your coziest coat when the temperature drops anywhere below 70.
Person refusing to dress weather-appropriately because its the holidays, dammit, and we are all agreeing to pretend like we are in the damn North Pole: 5,000
Baby casually wearing huge diamond necklace: 2,000
Final score: 7,000
In the tradition of the 12 Days of Christmas, North West's absolutely enormous pink coat will receive "Six more baby-sized diamond necklaces."
Congratulations to all, and stay tuned for tomorrow's showdown!