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There seems to be a situation happening — but it's okay, everyone. Jennifer Lawrence's bodyguard is on it. Consider it handled.
After a night out at the Chiltern Firehouse in London, Jennifer Lawrence's bodyguard took it upon himself to assess the situation, identify the tasks needed in order to manage it, and executed it like a pro.
Don't even worry about it.
It's in progress.
He's handling it.
Ten-four. He's got it covered.
He's aware of the situation and he's dealing with the situation.
He's following the proper procedures.
Please stay calm, it's being handled.
It's been handled.
Don't thank him. He's just doing his job.