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The Year In Ryan Reynolds' Most Embarrassing Dad Tweets

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It's been almost one year since Ryan Reynolds joined Twitter, and a little over a year since he and wife Blake Lively welcomed their daughter to the world. Over the course of the past twelve months, he's sent precisely 493 tweets, slowly developing his "dad voice." Like the internet equivalent of khaki pants, Reynolds' Twitter yelps "Netflix and Chill!" It declares things "Squad-Goals," capitalized and hyphenated. It uses brand-sponsored hashtags. It will not stop promoting a movie that isn't coming out for another two months. Here, 25 of his most egregious dad tweets of the year, annotated by the collective embarrassed teen that lives within us all and soon — if the universe is to remain balanced — his own daughter:

1. dad gross

2. adele's album came out like a million years ago

3. "Busted the Internet" omg dad seriously stop

4. What even is deadpool

5. no

6. what

7. *Hurls self into traffic*

8. maybe stop

9. Oh my god

10. omg no

11. are we really doing this again

12. ....

13. are you done

14. literally who has said that even ever

15. that's actually gross dad

16. they're not

17. omg dad seriously get a hobby

18. *stabs eyes with fork*

19. um rude

20. ugh

21. did you seriously photohtop this dad

22. words with friends are you literally 87

23. this doesnt even make sense

24. cool humblebrag dad

25. have you even heard of the internet