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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Singing to His Daughter Is Holiday Magic

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Welcome to Day 12 of our 12 Days of Celebrities Celebrating amicable holiday smackdown! Though there's still a few days before Hanukkah, Christmas, and New Year's Eve are over, the celebrities —€”€”€” along with their pets, stalkers, and Instagram followers — €”€”€want you to know that they're already making the most of the occasion.

But only one celebrity can be having the Most Fun Ever (today). So far, winners have included Mariah Carey's Hallmark Christmas movie and Beyoncé dressing up as a literal Christmas tree, but here are your runners up and winner for the twelfth and final smackdown on Thursday, December 24rd:

Runner Up #2: Bethenny Frankel's Hat

Tiny hat, big glass. #HappyHolidays

A photo posted by Bethenny Frankel (@bethennyfrankel) on

Tiny hat on a regular-sized Real Housewife of New York! Do we have to spell this out for you! Probably not!

Points

Tiny Hat: 250

Big glass: 500

Normal-sized Real Housewife: 500

Final score: 1,250

Runner Up #1: Taylor Swift's Dad Puns

Taylor Swift is very good at the holidays. She's even better at puns. Or worse. But sometimes a good pun is a bad pun, and this is the case here. Also, the outfit.

Points

Good puns: 400

Bad pun: 600

Drake pun: 1,000

Elf pun: 2,000

Final score: 4,000

Winner: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

'Twas the night before Christmas... #BeCarefulSantaShesTough

A video posted by therock (@therock) on

Damn, have you ever been like what does Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's voice sound like in song? And then you find out on Christmas Eve, while he serenades his wee baby daughter in a reindeer onesie, that it sounds like heaven dipped in chocolate slowly roasted over a fire? And then there's some sort of weird "Santa is evil and this baby is badass" twist that you don't really follow, but it's alright because the sweet notes are still melting your heart and brain? That's what the Instagram above is.

Points

The smooth-ass voice of a living saint/actor: 2,000,000

Really good baby: 500

Really good baby onesie: 500

Confusing Santa implications: 1500

Final score: 2,002,500

The Prize

In the tradition of the 12 Days of Christmas, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will receive "12 babies fighting Santa."

Congratulations to all our winners and to all our winners, a good night.