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Harry Styles likes to vacation here and there. After all, he needs some well-earned time off from being a secret endorser of Gucci floral and geometric patterned suits and needed to put that bright white wide-rimmed fedora to good use. During his latest crusade to Anguilla with rumored ex-beau and rumored current beau Kendall Jenner, the duo decided to stop off for some dinner.
The tall, dark, and handsome alleged couple were interrupted during the course of their dinner though, as Sir Harry Styles* posed for a selfie with some fans. He should be proud of himself as he was the highlight of a good few Caribbean and/or vacationing kid's days, casting a bright ethereal light over the utterly garbage year of 2015.
Unfortunately he doesn't seem proud in the resulting selfie; he's trying to pass stretching his mouth as far as he can as a smile and the lack of life in his eyes is eerily palpable. Harry Styles was evidently not feeling himself on that warm December day.
There are far too many questions that remain unanswered. What has happened to Harry Styles in Anguilla? What has Kendall Jenner done to Harry Styles in Anguilla? Does he need to be hospitalized for selfie exhaustion? Here's to hoping he sports the cheesiest grins in 2016.
*Harry Styles is not actually a Knight.