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Dita Von Teese Probably Hides Sweatpants Underneath Black Fur Coat

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Dita Von Teese has a very specific brand and the problem with celebrities who have a rand is that they have to constantly adhere to said brand, otherwise the world will stop revolving, crumble, and Judgement Day will come far too early. You never see Kim Kardashian wearing sweatpants to the airport like her weakly branded sister Kendall Jenner — or anywhere for that matter — even though she is pretty much nine months pregnant and must find the tight leather plus high heel situation pretty exhausting.

The airport is a place where celebrities are bound to get judged and arrivals at LAX is a top hotspot for paparazzi. The latest celebrity to be judged was burlesque dancer and businesswoman Dita Von Teese, who did adhere to her brand, wearing pale foundation, matte red lipstick, and a good old winged liner. She also wore flat pointed shows (Woah!) and a black coat with a black fur trim. There weren't any photos of what she was wearing underneath, so an educated guess renders the conclusion that she was wearing an Abercrombie T-shirt and cropped sweatpants. Who really sits on a airplane looking 10,000% glam?