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Believe it or not, but David Beckham, designer of underwear, smeller of fragrances, and general handsome man used, to play soccer-slash-football at one point. For the sake of appeasing universal contention among fans, let us settle on soccerball.
Because David used to play so much soccerball, he still has to attend soccerball and soccerball-related events across the globe. He must fulfill his duties for whoever manages the Athletic Illuminati.
Beckham's latest endeavor was all the way in Singapore during the 8th annual ASEAN Para Games 2015 at the Marina Bay Sands Hall. He was watching the Men's Team Football 5-a-Side match this morning between Singapore and Thailand, but who knows who he was supporting. Maybe he was there for the spirit of the game? (Rah! Rah!)
But look at his face, look at how his handsomeness exudes so effortlessly from the crowd. What secret is he hiding from us all to embody perpetual good looks? We may never know, but just look at his face, he is incredibly smug about it.
Quit it, David.