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Life is stressful, especially on a Monday during the holidays where without warning, you're forced to decide on an opinion about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's insane baby name. But it's days like this where the world can fully appreciate a calming presence, so allow this video of Kris Jenner wading in a pool against the music of Fetty Wap to wash over you.
Every year, Love Magazine continues its ongoing coverage of the Kardasho-Jenners in various forms of undress with its annual advent calendar. Just like last time, momager Kris is in it, but unlike last time, she's wearing a swimsuit, frolicking in a fancy pool, and listening to "Trap Queen."
Against all odds, the one-minute video manages to be many things at once: an appreciation of the now 60-year-old Kris Jenner, a tribute to the musical talents of Fetty Wap, and the most calming thing you will watch today. It is visual ASMR. It is the equivalent of a thousand doses of Benadryl. It is a hundred sheep jumping over a fence, one by one ... two ... three ... four ...