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In what is possibly the most on-brand move in human history, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have finally given their three-day-old son a name. It's Saint. As in, a now-deceased holy human being, who's been canonized. Welcome to the Church of Yeezus, baby Saint!
Equally on-brand, Kim announced the name via her website, even using emoji to represent the four member family. Though there's no middle name yet (sources say it's Robert, after Kim's father, but these rumors have yet to be confirmed), we do know Saint was born at 8 pounds and one ounce on December 5th.
Because it's 2015, someone already took it upon themselves to check if the username @SaintWest was already taken on Twitter. Turns out, it has.
No word on if the Wests will attempt to buy the handle back from the rapper, who evidently hasn't tweeted since 2011. Kim did, however also announce the name on Twitter:
SAINT WEST pic.twitter.com/xZGpY7z8KW— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) December 7, 2015