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When most Super Bowl viewers grow bored of muscular men tackling one another, they go for the nearest chicken wing. Taylor Swift's lack of interest has translated to some extra play time with Meredith, the exceptional cat football player. Unfortunately, T. Swift's cat is not an option for your Super Bowl BF, but perhaps she should be.