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This morning, Kanye silently sent out the invites to his highly anticipated Adidas NYFW presentation. As Complex's unboxing video reveals, the invite doubles as a utilitarian windbreaker. But what can the stylish white jacket protect you from?
- Yeezy x Adidas NYFW show invite windbreaker can protect you from a monsoon, but can't protect you from a monsoon of "Only One" video feelings.
- Yeezy x Adidas NYFW show invite windbreaker can protect you from a light sprinkle, but can't protect you from another Kardashian appearing in LOVE magazine.
- Yeezy x Adidas NYFW show invite windbreaker invite parkas can protect you from a powdery mix, but can't protect you from Rihanna's FourFiveSeconds wilding.
- Yeezy x Adidas NYFW show invite windbreaker can protect you from a heavy fog, but can't protect you from instant insolvency when you order a pair of Yeezy 3 Boosts in every color.
- Yeezy x Adidas NYFW show invite windbreaker can protect you from peripheral 'Ye saliva, but can't protect you from a stagebomb that undermines your accomplishments.
- Yeezy x Adidas NYFW show invite windbreaker can protect you from the beginnings of a mid-size hurricane, but can't protect you from all the follow up apology interviews.