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HEY DO YOU WANT TO SEND YOUR VAGINA TO A DAY SPA FOR JOURNALISM, WELL DON'T
YOGURT DOESN'T GO THERE AND YOGURT DOESN'T COME FROM THERE
RELATED: NO NEED TO WRITE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S VAG 'GURT
STEAM CLEANING YOUR VAGINA FOR LIFESTYLE SITES? DON'T DO IT FOR THE STORY NOT EVEN AS A JOKE
IS GWYNETH PALTROW A GYNO? NOPE
DOES ANYONE MISS VAJAZZLING? NOPE
DOES YOUR UTERUS NEED AN EXORCISM? ALMOST DEFINITELY BUT THAT'S BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR GOD
ALERT THE MULTITUDES THAT YOUR VAGINA CAN FEED 5,000 EXCEPT IT DEFINITELY CAN'T, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT FILING THAT STORY
IS YOUR VAGINA A CLAIRVOYANT? PROBABLY NOT
ONE THING PUBLISHING'S NOT MISSING IS A STORY ABOUT FREE PLATONIC VAGINA CUDDLING CAFES, BUT THERE'S STILL TIME AND THAT'S DISCONCERTING FOR SURE
ALSO ALSO CHOCOLATE BUTTHOLES NOT NOW, NOT EVER, NOT EVEN FOR A PULITZER
NO BRONZE EITHER PLEASE