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Jessica Simpson lived the dream on Valentine's Day, turning husband and retired NFL player Eric Johnson into her very own Christian Grey. Simpson posted on Instagram a series of three black-and-white photos documenting the couple's apparent post-viewing party early Sunday morning, captioning them #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON. Condolences to whomever was asked to take the pictures.