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Kim Jong Un's New Haircut Is Not 'the Rachel'

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Kim Jong Un, North Korea Supreme Leader and haver of strange haircuts in the past, has a new strange haircut. Speaking at a politburo meeting on Wednesday, he distracted serious news organizations around the world with the befuddling shape and volume of this new look. Gone was the center part, which our sister site Vox explains aligned him with his grandfather and founder of North Korea, Kim Il Sung. In its place is a trapezoidal pompadour with aggressively angled bits toward the side. Terrifyingly aggressive angles. Also his eyebrows. They're cropped into little insects on his forehead. Silly haircuts on internationally abhorred dictators is the new sort of silly haircuts on internationally abhorred dictators.