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Madonna, butt-flashing pop legend, performed at the 2015 Brit Awards when suddenly hellfire rained down upon her, dragging her down some prop stairs by her devil cloak, as all her demon dancers looked on wondering whether they should–you know–do something, or just keep demon dancing? They just kept demon dancing, but Madge rallied like a GD professional.