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All the Things Hiding Under Rihanna's Grammys Dress

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Photo: Getty
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Rihanna skipped the E! televised version of the red carpet at this year's Grammys, probably because she's Rihanna and can show up whenever she wants and everyone will still go ape over her outfit. This year, it was a giant pink cupcake dress. It's two full layers of fabric, with a circumference of at least four other female pop stars. So what's badgalriri got up there? Some thoughts.

1. Weed.
2. Weed snacks.
3. All her friends.
4. Most of Barbados.
5. Leo.
6. All the phucks that she doesn't give.
7. Extra friendzone repellent for Drake.
8. A sleepy Ariana Grande in a hammock.