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When E!'s Grammy Red Carpet talking head Ryan Seacrest said something vague about ADD being a good thing, Kanye Sass emerged in its purest form. "It's called thinking," he cow prodded. Ryan was promptly escorted to a shame ER, slightly deflated. And then Kanye made light of his face: