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Victoria Secret Pink, heir to the Juicy Couture velour tracksuit throne, has been trying super hard to make cool college friends on spring break. Efforts include: buying a ton of pink flotation devices and holding "epic" parties attended by models like Gigi Hadid et. entourage. In many ways, the event had the look/feel of the Millennial magic that was MTV spring break (2000) with a few key differences...
1. Carmen Electra's wardrobe of bikinis and platform sandals.
2. The "why is this happening" spectacle of the poolside fashion show.
3. Destiny's Child was there, duh.