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Imaginary perfect couple, Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper, find it sort of hilarious that you think they would make a perfect couple. They actually can't stop giggling about it. You know they get paid to frequently co-star in movies, show up together and parade their on-screen chemistry around, right? Sure he's handsome. And yes, she looks seriously amazing in her custom Dior. But them...date? Too funny, guys. Too funny.