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This weekend Lady Gaga, harbinger of the nuptial equinox, poked her blond head out to remind women that the season of wedding has officially begun. Yes, we know it crept up like a 4pm snack craving, but there is no arguing with this one-shouldered lavender gown and handful of drinks: invitations will be arriving, trips to Vegas will be planned, and you will be expected to dress yourself in items that offend your sense of color and bow placement. Let us all now make peace with our fate.