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What do you do when you're 40 and all your friends are too busy with babies and stuff to go to Coachella? If you're Fergie, you put on your tiny shorts, call up some of the coolest BAEs you know, and ask their mom-ager if you can hang out together in public. They agree on the condition that you don't call them BAEs again, because no one uses that word anymore.