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At the 2015 MTV Movie Awards, the boys of Magic Mike XXL presented the award for the best "Scared-As-Sh*t" performance to the deserving vampire Jennifer Lopez. She asked for a dance and Channing Tatum obliged. While a Tatum twerk is appreciated in most contexts, just one piece of constructive criticism: It needs MORE PONY.