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Fictional sex columnist Carrie Bradshaw was so prepared to talk to her son about the birds and the bees that she accidentally taught him about reproduction when he was two-years-old. Recounting the story to David Letterman, the Sex and the City star misinterpreted her son's query and figured he was ready to have "the talk." Sarah Jessica Parker's metaphor for reproduction goes a little like this:
I told him that he had one seed, and there was a young woman named Mary who he would meet in sophomore year in college. And that she was going to be very smart and lovely, came from a nice family. And that he would choose Mary to give his seed to, but he had only one.
Turns out, James Wilkie's neighbor spilled the beans on where babies come from. Maybe next time, Mary.