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A famous couple, Jay Z and Beyonce, celebrated seven years of being married. In lieu of gifts they exchanged a love ballad titled, "Die With You" via Jay's new streaming service Tidal. Yes, people may talk about the state of their romance. But we'd appreciate it if everyone could shut up now so we could sit here in our sweats, eat jelly beans, and listen to Beyonce sing the words, "Cause darling I wake up just to sleep with you." L'eff-ing awwww.