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Kit Harrington, man-jectification denouncer, allowed Seth Meyers to imagine what would happen if Jon Snow came to dinner. It's everything a Game of Thrones fan could want or need. (Small spoiler: Jon Snow does Crossfit to prepare for defending the wall, but you probably already guessed that.)