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Prince Harry wants a baby and he wants one now, or so he claims. The royal has expressed his paternal desire for a tiny tot of his own after the birth of brother William's second child, Charlotte. While most babies Harry has encountered on his New Zealand adventures buy into his goo-goo-gah-gah-ing (see below), one baby is just not having it.