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Princess Elizabeth the Millionth
Princess Khaleesi
Princess Penelope
Princess Poppins
Princess Pride
Princess Prejudice
Princess Huffy von Petticoat
Princess Button Nose
Princess Lily White
Princess Decorative Hat
Princess Poppy Harper Beatrice
Princess Curtsy
Princess Tiara Tea Time
Princess Victoria Becks
Princess Garage (fancy because they pronounce it "Gare-idge")
Princess Bridget Jones
Princess Chunnel
Princess Top Shop
Princess Madonna's Fake English Accent
Princess Tuffet
Princess Crumpet
Princess Daaaaaaisy (You're royally obligated to say it like Mrs. Patmore on Downton Abbey.)
Princess Fish 'n Chips
Princess Adele Fank You
Princess Notting Hill
Princess Ice (Because of the diamonds. All the diamonds.)
Princess Hogwart
Princess Spice (Like I always say, Princess Spice shoulda been Spice Girl the whole time.)
Aisling Quinn is a writer and actress who frequents the glamorous bus route between Boston and New York City. Follow @obviouschild for what her Mom raves are "jokes I don't get."
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