Benedict Cumberbatch Is the Father of a Cumberson

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The Internet reports that its imaginary boyfriend, Benedict Cumberbatch, and his wife, Sophie Turner, have welcomed a new yet-to-be-named baby boy. Word is the couple is delighted—a word not used by those die-hard Cumberbitches since they learned there was a Cumberbun in the oven.