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The Ugliest Shoes in the World

This is where we keep the most offensive, morally depraved footwear in world. If you'd like to submit a gross ol' shoe, please email tips@racked.com or leave a comment.

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The Cowboy Sandal Boot

Photo: Reddit

The leather sandal boot is so offensive it inspired this list.

Crocs

Photo: Crocs

You knew getting into this that you'd be looking at a Croc today.

Internet Myth Shoes

Photo: Your nightmares

Fear fear fear fear fear fear fear.

Jeffrey Campbell's Barbie Head Shoe

Photo: fallontonight.tumblr.com

Wow, this list quickly turned into the most murdery shoes on the internet. (These made extra terrifying by the fact that Whoopi Goldberg is wearing them on a talk show!)

DAD SHOES

Photo: Dillard's

Just search "outdoor shoes for dads" at your local department store and bask in the uggo.

Business Casual Slipper Loafer by Gucci

Photo: Instagram

The best of comfort and professionalism in one shoe.

The Minion Stiletto

Photo: Getty Images

Photo: Getty Images

This limited edition shoe modeled after the internet-destroying meme is being sold for £525 in one color and one color only. You guessed it—minion yellow.

The Fuccboi Bait

Photo: SneakerFreaker.de

Photo: sneakerfreaker.de

Even fuccboi's go to water parks sometimes. According to Rick Owens's spring 2016 collection for Adidas, he's clear on that.

Donald Trump's Toupee

Gucci.com

Gucci.com

For $1,800, Gucci has given Donald Trump fans to opportunity to wear his toupee on their feet. Pointed out by Buzzfeed's Rosie Gray, the comparison is truly something you cannot unsee.