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The Cowboy Sandal Boot
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Photo: Reddit
The leather sandal boot is so offensive it inspired this list.
Crocs
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Photo: Crocs
You knew getting into this that you'd be looking at a Croc today.
Internet Myth Shoes
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Photo: Your nightmares
Fear fear fear fear fear fear fear.
Jeffrey Campbell's Barbie Head Shoe
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Photo: fallontonight.tumblr.com
Wow, this list quickly turned into the most murdery shoes on the internet. (These made extra terrifying by the fact that Whoopi Goldberg is wearing them on a talk show!)
DAD SHOES
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Photo: Dillard's
Just search "outdoor shoes for dads" at your local department store and bask in the uggo.
Business Casual Slipper Loafer by Gucci
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Photo: Instagram
The best of comfort and professionalism in one shoe.
The Minion Stiletto
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Photo: Getty Images
This limited edition shoe modeled after the internet-destroying meme is being sold for £525 in one color and one color only. You guessed it—minion yellow.
The Fuccboi Bait
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Photo: sneakerfreaker.de
Even fuccboi's go to water parks sometimes. According to Rick Owens's spring 2016 collection for Adidas, he's clear on that.
Donald Trump's Toupee
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For $1,800, Gucci has given Donald Trump fans to opportunity to wear his toupee on their feet. Pointed out by Buzzfeed's Rosie Gray, the comparison is truly something you cannot unsee.