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The Cowboy Sandal Boot
The leather sandal boot is so offensive it inspired this list.
You knew getting into this that you'd be looking at a Croc today.
Internet Myth Shoes
Fear fear fear fear fear fear fear.
Jeffrey Campbell's Barbie Head Shoe
Wow, this list quickly turned into the most murdery shoes on the internet. (These made extra terrifying by the fact that Whoopi Goldberg is wearing them on a talk show!)
Just search "outdoor shoes for dads" at your local department store and bask in the uggo.
Business Casual Slipper Loafer by Gucci
The best of comfort and professionalism in one shoe.
The Minion Stiletto
The Fuccboi Bait
Even fuccboi's go to water parks sometimes. According to Rick Owens's spring 2016 collection for Adidas, he's clear on that.
Donald Trump's Toupee
For $1,800, Gucci has given Donald Trump fans to opportunity to wear his toupee on their feet. Pointed out by Buzzfeed's Rosie Gray, the comparison is truly something you cannot unsee.