It's Completely Possible to Relive "A Deadly Adoption" Via Gif

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"A Deadly Adoption," Lifetime TV's 90-minute parody of itself premiered on Saturday night. If you weren't among the millions who sat out of legitimate plans to watch Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrell battle a psycho killer while nursing a dangerously diabetic daughter, fear not—there's "Cliff's Notes." Gifs win again.

The movie stars a typical American family, obviously.

Nothing to see here. Just one big happy family! #DeadlyAdoption pic.twitter.com/5cqY6w9FqR

— Lifetime (@lifetimetv) June 21, 2015

Like all families they enjoy eerie bodies of water.

Get down there, Captain Robert Benson! #DeadlyAdoption pic.twitter.com/OPntSPDL1L

— Lifetime (@lifetimetv) June 21, 2015

Enter: The pretty girl who true to the Lifetime trope will ultimately lose her mind and attempt to kill everyone.

Enter: prospective birth mother. #DeadlyAdoption pic.twitter.com/IQMM8uMMoh

— Lifetime (@lifetimetv) June 21, 2015

Mayhem ensues and everyone almost dies twice.

SHOTS FIRED! Now, this is getting intense. #DeadlyAdoption #ADeadlyAdoption pic.twitter.com/OuaSvkBEgt

— Lifetime (@lifetimetv) June 21, 2015

But six months later...everyone just wants to dance.

And they all lived happily ever after! #DeadlyAdoption #ADeadlyAdoption pic.twitter.com/IzLZmjDjQ8

— Lifetime (@lifetimetv) June 21, 2015