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Aside from being the doting husband of Zoe Saldana, very little is known about Marco Perego. What of his goals and dreams? Could it be that they are piled atop of his head in a glorious lump. Could it be that they are bound by a textured scrunchie? Could it be that Mr. Saldana aspires to be the next, and possibly the greatest #ManBunMonday of all time? All signs point to yes.