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Amy Schumer attended the New York City premiere of Trainwreck wearing the LBD that side boob dreams are made of. The comedian managed to complete a human friend pyramid without any noticeable nip slips, which is a success in itself. No matter how the movie does in theaters (pretty great, probably), she'll always have that.
As you can see above, it took three safety technicians to pull off this feat of human engineering, and at least one of the bottom rows wishes she wasn't there. Worth it.