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Yes, This Small Infant Really Surprised Kate Middleton

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England's least-likely to look surprised person, Kate Middleton engaged in a brief but extremely surprising discussion with a toddler over the weekend. Based on a critical analysis of her facial expressions, it can only be assumed the toddler revealed one of the following bits of information to a pop-culture deprived Princess:

Prince George is the muse for The Kardashian Kids collection.

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are getting a divorce.

Prince George told me you've been lying about his age.

Micha Barton (??) is trying to make a comeback.

Louis Tomlinson fathered a love child (the face that resulted from that news below).


Racked Video: Royal baby bump style with Kate Middleton